Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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