There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I need a burrito and a hug.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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