Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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