Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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