Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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