come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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