their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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