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(858): View more from California

ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.

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(210): View more from Texas

cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens

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(303): View more from Colorado

idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.

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(602): View more from Arizona

She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.

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(314): View more from Missouri

You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all

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