How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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