I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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