never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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