We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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