Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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