Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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