There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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