1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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