Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just forgot I was standing up.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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