Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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