We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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