i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Randomize
