TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
