I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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