I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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