My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
wow bdsm is so cute
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
