Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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