Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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