Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
