? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Panties = found
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