Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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