i need an iv and a liver transplant
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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