where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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