im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Your penis caused this!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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