There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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