What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I'm really busy with my period
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