I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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