No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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