the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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