Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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