I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I just blew my weed a kiss
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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