But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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