Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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