And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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