Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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