drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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