fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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