He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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