He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
