no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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