you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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