just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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