I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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