Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it was like eating out sand paper
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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