doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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