I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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