another moral hangover. fuck.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
wow bdsm is so cute
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
please don't ironically join a cult
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