did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I am one with the molecules
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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