woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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