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(318): View more from Louisiana

But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...

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(865): View more from Tennessee

you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?

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(425): View more from Washington

he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.

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(530): View more from California

I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.

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fuck. you.

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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.

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(613): View more from Ontario

The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had

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